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She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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