i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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