How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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