You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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