whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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