My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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