Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
