So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just want to make out with him forever
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
there is glitter all over my balls
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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