Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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