with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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