I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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