At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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