Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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