There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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