You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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