the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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