Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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