hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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