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i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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