i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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