How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he fucked my hip out of place.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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