Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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