if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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