Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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