Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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