Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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