fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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