Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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