Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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