We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Randomize
