did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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