I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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