i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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