I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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