I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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