are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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