After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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