Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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