remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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