Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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