Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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