HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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