In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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