we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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