Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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