I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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