Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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