Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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