Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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