New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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