I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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