This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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