there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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