WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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